Się tak głównie jednak nowych barw stowarzyszenie zrzesza dysproporcja pomiędzy Valdez a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. --English proverb As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. Berkeley One cat just leads to another. Hemingway Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Bly Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Krutch People who hate cats, come back as mice their next life. Resnick There are intelligent species the universe. They are all owned by cats. --Anonymous I have studied philosophers and cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. --Hippolyte Taine There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Schweitzer The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. Menaul Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. Time spent with cats is never wasted. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Krutch Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. Thanx to Jim From The Good, Clean Funnies List New Dog Breeds Contributed to Swenny's E-Mail Funnies by Van Zanten, Kent, Washington, with the following note: For all you dog lovers out there, here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred different parts of the United States. Crossbeed Dogs: Pointer Setter Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Kerry Blue Terrier Terrier Blue a dog for visionaries Great Pyrenees Dachshund Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingnese Lhasa Apso Peekasso, abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists Newfoundland Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors Terrier Bulldog Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound Labrador Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly Malamute Pointer Moot owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway Collie Malamute Commute, a dog that travels to work Deerhound Terrier Derriere, a dog that's true to the end Bull Terrier Shitzu Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed Feline Science Contributed to Swenny's E-Mail Funnies by Gary Horowitz, New York, NY Cats Physics 1 Law of Inertia A cat at rest tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. 2 Law of Motion A cat move a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. 3 Law of Magnetism All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric. 4 Law of Thermodynamics Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except the case of a cat, which case all heat flows to the cat. 5 Law of Stretching A cat stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. 6 Law of Sleeping All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat. 7 Law of Elongation A cat can make her body enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it. 8 Law of Acceleration A cat accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop. 9 Law of Dinner Table Attendance Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. 10 Law of Rug Configuration No rug remain its naturally flat state for very 11 Law of Obedience Resistance A cat's resistance varies proportion to a human's for her to do something. 12 First Law of Energy Conservation Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and therefore, use as little energy as possible. 13 Second Law of Energy Conservation Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping. 14 Law of Refrigerator Observation If a cat watches a refrigerator enough, someone come along and take out something good to eat. 15 Law of Electric Blanket Attraction Turn on electric blanket and a cat jump into bed at the speed of light. 16 Law of